Navy 11 Wale Corduroy

‘The event is invite only’ the bouncer smirks, rejecting the guy in front of you. You’re upnext in your Navy 11 Wale Corduroy Suit. You weren’t invited either, but you try your luckanyway. The bouncer looks you up and down and takes in the details – single breasted, twobutton, rear vents, and a lining in contrasting maroon cupro.‘I’m tight with the DJ’ you lie but you’re not dealing with some dizzy drag queen doorwhore. The bouncer reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pass to the VIP bar.‘Great suit -- tell me your tailor it’s all access, for you.’Now it’s your turn to smirk. ‘Forget it.’ You turn on your heels and walk off to your localpub, where everyone’s invited, and the bouncer knows better than to ask you to reveal thesource of your superpower.