Corn 8 Wale Corduroy

And there he was, happy as Larry. Goofy even. Red gingham tablecloth by the window, ear of corn on the plate in front of him. Thursday was corn on the cob day. Never to be missed. And on this very special weekly ritual he had to look the part. Corduroy was the only way. And corn-toned corduroy was godliness. His was cut as a two-piece suit. Each week he paired it with a different look: blue shirts, cream shirts; this week he wore it with a blood red roll neck. The corn on the cob, on the other hand, only ever had one partner: Kerrygold butter. For when the Children of the Corn become men. Just like Isaac Chroner, the crazed religious fanatic leader of the death cult in Children of the Corn, who later changed his ways, changed his name, and became Fin Taylor.