Your bi-plane sniffles. Then dry-coughs a little. In four seconds it's hacking its guts up, but producing zero bile. The engine is about to give up the ghost. You're going down, my friend. No doubt about it. Pulling your nose up with all your might, you hope for a crash landing that'll allow you kiss your loved-one once more. A kiss of furious relief and true love. You glance over the side of your cockpit and admire the furrowed, perfectly ploughed lines of emerald crops and pale soil below. Green and white lines...remind you of your favourite Beggars Run linen suit...Suddenly, your engine explodes in fire and black smoke. Your graceful and gravity laden nose-dive to the earth commences...
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